I PROMISE TO DEPART JUST PROMISE ONE THING

...I haven't seen Slick in awhile. Anyone know where he and his street rat friend ran off to? If he doesn't come back soon, I'm clearing his crap out and this place is mine.

Why the hell is everyone whining about mistakes? I thought only bitter grannies bitched and moaned about all the things they regret.

Rock... Dutch... I regret not dragging you here with me.

Wow, someone got injured. Is that the guy who smiled too much at that one party?  Everyone throw a fucking hissy, because people never get hurt around here. Pussies.

What the hell is all that racket? Some people are bitching and moaning and others are throwing a...party? I like the party idea better. Tell me there's liquor.

...So I have to actually earn my keep, now?  Some Paradise this is.  Rock would be better at finding us some damn jobs.  I shoot things, and I'm good at it, but it's not like people need a getaway girl in a place like this.  Mercenary, then?  Fuck...  Bullets aren't much use here.  This is the pissing grounds for all you supernatural freaks.

What're you gonna do, Slick?

Hey Slick, we're out of tequila.  Go pick some up?  And some of that cereal with the marshmallows.  And I need some shampoo, because unlike you, I have hair.

And a lady shouldn't have to sleep on the couch like that.  It's killing my back.  Guess the only gentlemanly thing you can do is give up your bed to me so you can take the couch.  Thanks.

Oh, and does anyone have any recommendations on a bar around here?  The only fucking places I can find around here have cock-sucking pansies who like to dance or goth emo kids who slit their wrists.

I'll give you until the count of three to find the fucking key.

[ OOC: I was gonna send her home but then that last sex curse happened, and let's just say...she now has every reason to be very angry with Rude. At least from her point of view. ]

So everyone's saying they have a 'dæmon' now, which is...your soul? Right. Guess I don't got one.

Gotta be a pain in the ass to have some animal around you 24/7 with it's nose up your ass. How's anyone expected to do anything private? Good thing it only lasts a day, huh?

You poor saps. I guess it'd be good for keeping the ticking away at least.

You dipshits are way too fucking loud. And what kind of temple is this, anyway? Everyone bathing together in those hot springs... Japan has the weirdest shit. No wonder Rock drinks so much. I'm outta here. That nun makes me think of Eda...only she has morals and a smaller rack.

Toki. You're helping me post a Roommate Wanted ad. I'd live on my own but the ticking just makes me want to shoot at anything that breathes.

Oh, Havoc. I don't owe you shit, by the way.

MISSING



Currently searching for three persons.

One goes by the name of Dutch, an intelligent black man with a big build. He tends to be seen wearing sunglasses similar to those above, and wears military-style clothes. Rock is a former Japanese businessman and is usually found wearing a simple shirt and tie. He looks so sad in that picture... He is a soft-hearted person and is very talented in communication. Benny is a technical genius and is often seen wearing hawaiian shirts.

If found, please contact Re--udfiskgf--

What the fuck is that, Toki? It's not like they're ten-year-olds who need policemen to bring them home to their drugged-up mommies and daddies.

ROCK! DUTCH! BENNY! If you see this, tell me or I swear I'm gonna start offing people. Bet you wouldn't like that, huh Rock? I know those fucking brats didn't actually do anything. I've had enough of that wild goose chase.


[ OOC: Toki helped her post this, and she knocked him out of the computer chair mid-sentence.

And just for the people who are already making their Cupid Day posts? I understand if some have forgotten, but we like to enforce that everybody go by the Pacific Standard Timezone, please, so that it's all organized. It's not even midnight on the east coast, people. Midnight is in 3 1/2 hours. Please be patient. ]

Where the fuck is this?

I want answers now!  Whoever was stupid enough to try and sucker me, they're gonna get their balls shot off!

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